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pricklybangbang:

today at work i asked a customer if he wanted french vanilla creamer with his coffee and he said no because he wanted the “heterosexual” creamer instead and it just blows my mind that straight people say shit about how queer people “force our sexuality on them” because i have never met a single queer person who has done something like assign a sexuality to coffee creamer


trvstno1:

No I’m not smiling at you I’m smiling at your dog don’t look at me



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ayetheangelking:

abstrackafricana:

iwillmakeyouskinny:

beyseybey:

Biggest plot twist


i will never not repost this.

SON

ayetheangelking:

abstrackafricana:

iwillmakeyouskinny:

beyseybey:

Biggest plot twist

i will never not repost this.

SON


dysfunctunal:

omg does anyone else act high or drunk when they’re really sleepy 


House phone: *rings*
Me: nah

marxisforbros:

"There’s a cure?!" asked the girl that kills everything she touches
"Hey shut up we’re perf" replied the girl that makes clouds. 


dicksucked:

do you ever like randomly wake up in the middle of the night check your social networks then go back to sleep 


peenies:

I hate shirtless white boys who think they’re doing humanity a favor if they call a girl beautiful go get high off your axe deodorant spray


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